Four friends, four different backgrounds, four distinct personalities, living together in a beach house...it's a beautiful premise. It's also the premise for two very different television shows from two very different decades. Anyone else ever notice that The Monkees and The Golden Girls are the same damn people? We have. Check this shit out!

Peter Is Rose
The "dummy" character (incidentally, the actors in both shows playing this character are extremely intelligent, shrewd people). Has a sweet smile and a dimple. Innocent, somewhat vacant expression. Rarely has any useful or pertinent information. Often is the cause of problems for the group. Can get a bit rambly and tripped out when allowed to say more than two sentences together. No matter how dumb the character is, everyone always loves and pities him/her. No one can get or stay angry at someone this stupid.

Davy Is Blanche
The egomaniac. The sex maniac. This character thinks highly of himself/herself. The only purpose in his/her life is to get laid as many times as possible in a day. Although this character can be a self-centered ass, deep down, we all know he/she is sweet and lovely.

Micky Is Sophia
The fast talker. This character is full of crackpot ideas. Whenever the group gets in trouble, this person is the one to come up with the complicated, strange ideas of how to fix the problem...usually with disastrous results. Often, this character's big ideas are the cause of a lot of the group's problems. Often makes rude remarks to others in the group (usually, making fun of Peter/Rose's intelligence). Has very curly hair. WTF.

Mike Is Dorothy The problem solver. Usually the one to save the day and keep everyone out of trouble. Level-headed and realistic in almost every situation. Both the tallest and the thinnest person in the group. The only one who never seems to get laid. Has a smartass comment for most situations, always backed by truth and common sense. The others respect this character and get his/her advice for everything.