This is a collection of facts, half-truths and bold-faced lies about the Spoonful. The fun part is that I won't tell you what is what.

Special thanks to Beth for her help "researching" the trufax on this page!

-John once had a golden retriever named Kahuna.

-Zal single-handedly crushed the Nazi party.

-Steve once rode a motorcycle through Europe.

-Steve hasn't spoken since 1957. He hasn't smiled since 1945. (The site's graphic is Photoshopped. Or, um, whatever they did in the 60s that was the equivilant of Photoshopping.)

-Joe can impregnate a woman by simply looking at her.

-Zal once let a gypsy family camp out in his mouth.

-It was rumored that in the late 60s, John tie-dyed every piece of clothing he owned.

-Zal invented the running man.

-Joe pioneered the mom jean.